: So, welcome to my humble show, !
Do you enjoy being here?
: Enjoy?....hmmm...I say FUCK YEAH enjoy being here!

: Is this just because of ME, or is it because you are about to comment WIDELY on your person and art?
: A little bit of both, perhaps

: Alright, so let's start talking about your PERSON – one of the things I noticed first about you actually, is how much you like smileys. What's the story?
: I discovered the more I smile more, the SEXIER the world becomes.

…. In all honesty, the smiles are fake and I use them to try to bring a sense of calmness when I'm intense

: Tell us more about being INTENSE, please.
: Intensity comes when a group of people are bickering with each other and finding out that their argument has practically NOTHING to do with anything. My first reaction is Slit all their throats and savor the red water that comes out of it
But, usually just a nice swift kick in the balls shuts the all up

: So VIOLENCE is always an ANSWER. Is it not?
: ALWAYS!!! The REDDER the BETTER!!!



: Do you have a FAVOURITE COLOUR?
: A favorite color? Of couse I do! "Midnight Blue" is my favorite It also looks good on Ghouls!

: I think that it is GREEN that looks good on GHOULS!
But anyway, we are not talking about me, we are talking about YOU!
So, let's talk about YOU some more!
Because the SECOND thing I noticed about you is your PEOPLE PHOTOGRAPHY.
Why are people better than, let's say – things?
: People are an extension of myself. Even if the person I'm photographing is NOT necessarily a "friend" (or even an enemy), I get a chance to place a bit of my own view/trademark into their image. I luvz photographing inanimate things too, but I tend to be extra pick with that. Strange now that I think about it that way.

: I guess you're referring to your trademark shots here...
   
Want to elaborate on them?
: These two shot are examples of a specific "shot" I get in nearly every session I do. Whether I post it up here on DeviantART...that's another story. Whole image is to test out the lens's depth of field, and sometimes I end up liking the end result.

: I think you most definitely should post some more of them!
But again, we are not talking about me, we are talking about YOU!
So, if YOU had to choose your own, say, three favourite works, which would you choose and why?
: OOOOOHHHH. This can be difficult. Let's see. If we're talking just plain and simply "favorite" and NOT "important shots" I's say "Olivia Henry" here is one of my favorite shots.
Sexiness overload, and yet NOT over-the-top. She always seems to be able to steal the scene with her presence .
And I'd say "Stein Zupancic" showing off his muscles of mayhem here! I believe was still around the end of 19 when that shot was taken, but certainly didn't LOOK like it
And I'd say because i LUVZ Death Valley

: Well that's why I asked that question, actually. The Ghoul Show is not NICKOLODEON!
But I do think you made a good choice there!
Because it comes quite close to my own selection!
         
Concerning people, these seem to be your absolute favourites.
In general now – why?
: GREAT selection sir!! I luvz those shots too As for these subjects being my absolute favorites. YES 100%. They are my friends, close friends and whenever I get an idea in mind that my "pro gigs" won't allow me/don't want me to do, I ask them and they'll do it for me They're pretty damn willing to do whatever it takes to do a good shot

: What do you mean when saying "pro gigs?"
: I do photography for a living and when I'm given an assignment I call them my "pro-gigs." Usually, they're quite boring. Or just way too "corporate" and I don't post them here. I couldn't even if I wanted to. THEY own the rights to those

: This is perfectly understandable. I wouldn't post pictures of corporate crap here, either.
But I'm still happy for you to do photography for a living!
Which leads me directly to my next question.
For I DID know your name, I DID know the names of most of your models, I did NOT remember from where, I was fine with it, but I surely did NEVER remember any corporate stuff you might have done.
So, concerning ONLY the so-called "real" world – just HOW famous are you, exactly?
: In all honesty, I make a "good name" for myself in many different fields as well. I CAN say one this for sure. I am NOT the photographer of the same name who takes pictures of lighthouses!!
I've done everything in the book to avoid my name getting mixed up with his! He's ruined some business of mine with his name.



: WHICH business?
: [link] That person.

: I see!
And for the sake of you and the rest of the free world, I do hope that person will DIE TO DEATH!

But, although this might be a wonderful point to end this wonderful interview, let's also talk a bit about DEATH VALLEY for a minute!
What is the best experience you connect with this place?
: Death Valley I always wanted to go there when i was much younger. Around my 22nd Birthday, I took a trip there I think the first thing I connected with was the surreal atmosphere. No a single sound around. It was like stamping onto a sound stage and "hearing" that kind of silence. Then heading toward the hotel I saw a small family of white bats what were nesting upside-down in the upper right corner of the building. I SERIOUSLY wanted to bag one up and take it home with me SOOOO CUUUUUTTTEEEEE!!!! I believe that climbing the sand dunes the next day, I truly fell in LOVE with this place. I like feeling of both beauty and tranquility that Death Valley gave me. I wish to retire there someday

: I do hope THAT wish of yours may come true, too!
I just saw it from above once, but Death Valley surely IS a nice place!
But for now, you'll have to be satisfied with RETIRING from the Ghoul Show, I'm afraid…
So, are there any last words you would like our excellent viewers to know?
: Sure I gotz some last words. "Live by the Ghoul, and Die by the Ghoul"
Thank you so much for this opportunity dude!





: No. Thank YOU for sacrificing your noble time COMING HERE!
Maybe, we'll meet again some day!